Monday, 31 March 2008

if badgers had wings..............

..........they could go everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahhahahahahaha. I wonder though if they would be elegent flyers? for their bodies are quite sturdy, i imagine them to be more like a cross between a flying squirrel and a chicken...so actually, they wouldn't get very far at all!







Thursday, 6 March 2008

why did the chicken cross the road?


hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...my first query is why was the chicken by a road anyway, shouldn't it be living it up in a farm (battery - boo, free range/organic - yea!!)....perhaps this chicken has come from one of these city farms and has decicded to leave the roost and become cosmopolitian, getting a job in the city. Or perhaps its got lost whilst wandering around the farm and has found itself by a road...maybe the chicken has spotted a handsome rooster (he may have a splendid crow) on a neighbouring farm and is having to cross a road to try her luck......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
(sorry i have no photos of placement )