LOVE IT OR HATE IT....

MARMITE.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................yum yum yum! I love it but its certainly not to everyone's tastebuds. Especially those little blighters otherwise known as Nats...the little critters which are super sneaky and hide away in your clothing then wait for their moment and bite bite bite!!!!!

Pah!Blah!sticking out of tongue!what the hell does that juicy looking human taste of?!!!!!!!!! that is the most disgusting thing my lips have ever tasted!

MARMITE - love it or hate it, but it does have it uses. Perhaps eating this substance is not essential, maybe if we were to smother our bodies in it and nat squad would still stay away. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

if sugarcubes could talk.....

what would they sound like?

i reckon they do talk anyway, the cubes natter away while they're huddled up in a bowl ready to be used. But they have quiet, delicate voices and they only speak of sweet things. How lovely it would be being a sugarcube.

if badgers had wings..............

..........they could go everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahhahahahahaha. I wonder though if they would be elegent flyers? for their bodies are quite sturdy, i imagine them to be more like a cross between a flying squirrel and a chicken...so actually, they wouldn't get very far at all!

why did the chicken cross the road?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...my first query is why was the chicken by a road anyway, shouldn't it be living it up in a farm (battery - boo, free range/organic - yea!!)....perhaps this chicken has come from one of these city farms and has decicded to leave the roost and become cosmopolitian, getting a job in the city. Or perhaps its got lost whilst wandering around the farm and has found itself by a road...maybe the chicken has spotted a handsome rooster (he may have a splendid crow) on a neighbouring farm and is having to cross a road to try her luck......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

(sorry i have no photos of placement )

??????

a first?......

this dawned on me today as i was sitting in the sun pondering, hence the writing in chalk and not the usual doodle.

got to thinking about when you're having a conversation with someone and you both say the same thing at the same time.....obviously thinking the same. So, how do we know that when we think about something that no-one else has already thought that before.... back in time there had to have been original thoughts...theres documentation for many of the forward thinkers..but then again whose to say that they were the only ones to have come to their conclusions, it could be the case (as i suspect in many cases) that they were the ones fortunate enough to be recognised for it first. my brain hurts.

pearls of wisdom.....

if anyone knows the story behind this one, i would love to hear it.