who would win in a fight.........

...between a baboon and a bear?!!!!!!! well firstly what type of bear, it has to be a grizzley surely although a koala is one fierce sir!! i'm forever ducking from their mean punches!!!! now judging on size surely shirley the grizz would completely destroy mr baboon, but then he is very agile..hmmmmm and also vicious hmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! and then there is also the fact that baboon are never alone for long, they work in gangs...poor old grizz he doesn't have a hope in hell!!! :(

brain filing system.....

....seems to be as chaotic as my life in general, i've never been one for filing away important information straight away and end up with HUGE piles of paper everywhere. Then when i do put things away its never in the most obvious of places/systems so it takes me ages to find the bligthers again!!! I started out with really good intentions.....have a filing systems of cabinents in aphabetical order, but as usual theres a disordered pile on my mind's floor!!!!!

LOVE IT OR HATE IT....

MARMITE.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................yum yum yum! I love it but its certainly not to everyone's tastebuds. Especially those little blighters otherwise known as Nats...the little critters which are super sneaky and hide away in your clothing then wait for their moment and bite bite bite!!!!!

Pah!Blah!sticking out of tongue!what the hell does that juicy looking human taste of?!!!!!!!!! that is the most disgusting thing my lips have ever tasted!

MARMITE - love it or hate it, but it does have it uses. Perhaps eating this substance is not essential, maybe if we were to smother our bodies in it and nat squad would still stay away. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

if sugarcubes could talk.....

what would they sound like?

i reckon they do talk anyway, the cubes natter away while they're huddled up in a bowl ready to be used. But they have quiet, delicate voices and they only speak of sweet things. How lovely it would be being a sugarcube.

if badgers had wings..............

..........they could go everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahhahahahahaha. I wonder though if they would be elegent flyers? for their bodies are quite sturdy, i imagine them to be more like a cross between a flying squirrel and a chicken...so actually, they wouldn't get very far at all!

why did the chicken cross the road?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...my first query is why was the chicken by a road anyway, shouldn't it be living it up in a farm (battery - boo, free range/organic - yea!!)....perhaps this chicken has come from one of these city farms and has decicded to leave the roost and become cosmopolitian, getting a job in the city. Or perhaps its got lost whilst wandering around the farm and has found itself by a road...maybe the chicken has spotted a handsome rooster (he may have a splendid crow) on a neighbouring farm and is having to cross a road to try her luck......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

(sorry i have no photos of placement )

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